Category: If Words Could Speak

Anti-disestablishmentarianism: Nobody Uses Me. I'm Way Too Long. Can You Shorten Me?

AWARENESS: Can't See Where I Begin Or Where I End. Should I Be Worried?

BYKANIVITCH: I'm So Tired Of Waiting Can't They Find Us A Definition For Me

CONTINUATION: The Problem Is I Just Can't Remember Where I Left Off

Dollar: They Ask Me To Do Too Much

FOOTBALL: To Tell You The Truth, I Don't See How Any Of Those Guys Survive Me

FRENETIC: I Just Can't Sit Still. You Got Something To Help Me Relax?

FUTURE: It's So Frustrating. People Are Always Trying To Predict And Control Me

GOD: Do You Think I'm Just Too Much For People?

GOD: How May I Help You? People Are Always Limiting Me To Tiny Misperceptions

GOD: People Are Always Limiting Me To Tiny Misperceptions

GOOD NEWS: We Just Don't Get Around Enough

GRAND: Don't You Think I'd Look Better In All Caps

HORSERADISH: Is There Any Chance They Would Put Me On A PB&J Sandwich? Not Likely

HUMANITY: I Was Hoping That I'd Be More Evolved By Now

JOHN: I Don't Get It. How On Earth Did I Ever Get To Be A Name For A Toilet?!

MESS: If People Dislike Me So Much Why Do They Keep Making More Of Me. Are They Nuts?

MOUSE: I'm Having An Identity Crisis. First They Tried To Get Rid Of Me...

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NORMAL: First I Was Normal, Then Became The New Normals. How Many Normals Are There Gonna Be?

I Have So Much To Offer I'm Always Available, But Very Few Come And Hang Out With Me.

OVERCOME: Can We Switch Places? We Think We Could Do More Good

PAST: Why Do People Continue To Blame Me For Their Problems I Don't Even Exist Anymore

PRAYER: How Can People Hear My Answer If They Don't Stop Talking?

PROMISE: What Am I Supposed To Do With Myself If No One Wants To Keep Me

Resistance: I'm What You Add To Pain To Make It Last Longer And Hurt More

SHORT-SIGHTED: Why Do I Have To Have A Dash In The Middle Of My Name When He Doesn't Have One At All

SIN: I'm So Befuddled. I Don't Know What I Refer To Anymore. How About Seduced Into Nonsense?

I keep finding myself in sentences with words I don't like.

TERRIBLE: There Must've Been A Mistake. I Was Supposed Be The Word Adorable, But Now Everybody Hates Me

THE: Why Do We Have To Stay Small Letters In Titles When Other Words Get To Have Capitals

THOU: I Don't Get It. Why Don't They Use Me Anymore? Was It Something I Said?

TRUST: Most People Just Don't Know Where To Place Me

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WORRY: People Have The Illusion That I'm Going To Help? Not!