Foreign Words Had Enough
Foreign Words We’ve given ourselves freely to the English language, but they can’t even pronounce us correctly. We’ve had enough.
Errol’s Be-Musings
First Things First
First Things First–Duh….
Finicky- If words could speak
Finicky Can I get another therapist?
Failure- If words could speak
Failure- I get a bum rap. Hey, I’m one of the good guys.
Fact
Fact-I used to be something people could depend upon…Now, I’ve become meaningless. It’s sad and insulting.
Expensive-If Words Can Speak
Expensive-People don’t like me very much, but if you could trade out my middle “E” for an “‘a” I’d be much more attractive.
Eggnog—If words could speak
Eggnog-I’m so delicioius> I don’t understand why they do’t serve e all year round It makes me doubt myself. I need some booze.
E-if words could speak
“E”–I’ve served the English language loyally for over 500 years…so why did they silence at the end of so many words? Did I say something wrong? Did I offend offence someone?
Disorienting Words Convention
Disorienting Words Convention-
Detritus
Detritus, Doc, I feel like I’m all over the place. On the other hand, if I get focused I feel like I’ll lose myself