NUDE-If Words Could Speak
Nude: Why do people try and hide me? Are they afraid that I’ll be contagious?
Errol’s Be-Musings
Ma-If Words Could Speak
Ma dash I’m almost everybody’s first word. I’m very proud of that
LUPLECLOXINATE
LUPLECLOXINATE– I’m auditioning for a new product that treats noisy toenails, but I’m really nervous
Late
Late: Sorry, no matter how hard I try I’m never on time
Obsequious
Obsequious–If it’s not too much trt bothering you, I don’t wanna take up your timeouble, You’re sure I’m not bothering you, I don’t wanna take up your time
Hand-If Words Could Speak
Hand–WE used to shake each other. Now we just give each other the fist bump. It just not the same.
French-If Words Could Speak
French: We’ve given the English language so many beautiful words-for free!. And what does it give back to us? Spam. It’s insulting
Flumoxed
Flummoxed I can’t make any sense out of it.
Expectations-If Words Could Speak
I keep telling people, if they’d just lower me, they wouldn’t be so frustrated and disappointed. But what can you expect? They’re people.
Ego-2-If Words Could Speak
Ego-Help me I’m being obliterated by love.. Therapist, “No”