E-if words could speak
“E”–I’ve served the English language loyally for over 500 years…so why did they silence at the end of so many words? Did I say something wrong? Did I offend offence someone?
Errol’s Be-Musings
Disorienting Words Convention
Disorienting Words Convention-
Detritus
Detritus, Doc, I feel like I’m all over the place. On the other hand, if I get focused I feel like I’ll lose myself
Dam
Dam- I do a lot more good if they just keep damn “N” off the end of my name
Crazy-2
Crazy-I resent having to share my definition with all of those bozos. (loco, nuts, insane)
Crazy–If Only Words Could Speak
Crazy– You’d be amazed at how many people don’t think I apply to them.
Crawling- If only words could speak
Crawling- When do I get to stand up?
Consumer
Consumer- Help! I can’t breathe.
Christ
Christ jones is Many people who believe in me limit me to one instead of realizing there I exist in all those people-
Callipygia
Callipygia-I don’t know what I mean. Can you help me? Therapist says having beautiful buttocks… really.