Dam
Dam- I do a lot more good if they just keep damn “N” off the end of my name
Errol’s Be-Musings
Crazy-2
Crazy-I resent having to share my definition with all of those bozos. (loco, nuts, insane)
Crazy–If Only Words Could Speak
Crazy– You’d be amazed at how many people don’t think I apply to them.
Crawling- If only words could speak
Crawling- When do I get to stand up?
Consumer
Consumer- Help! I can’t breathe.
Christ
Christ jones is Many people who believe in me limit me to one instead of realizing there I exist in all those people-
Callipygia
Callipygia-I don’t know what I mean. Can you help me? Therapist says having beautiful buttocks… really.
Bully- if words could speak
Bully— I started out meaning excellent–first-rate. How did I end up being such an asshole.
Bittersweet-If Words Could Speak
Bittersweet: Whoever put me together obviously could not make up his mind.
Battery-If Words Could Speak
Battery-Seriously Coc how much time do I have?