Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty- Where are all the king’s horses? They’re late… Not that that’ll do much good
Tag: wordplay
Hubris-If Words Could Speak
Hubris- I refuse to be used unless I’m in a higher class of sentence
Gross
Gross What am I? 144? Or something disgusting? Make up your mind
Expensive-If Words Can Speak
Expensive-People don’t like me very much, but if you could trade out my middle “E” for an “‘a” I’d be much more attractive.
E-if words could speak
“E”–I’ve served the English language loyally for over 500 years…so why did they silence at the end of so many words? Did I say something wrong? Did I offend offence someone?
Disorienting Words Convention
Disorienting Words Convention-
Dam
Dam- I do a lot more good if they just keep damn “N” off the end of my name
Callipygia
Callipygia-I don’t know what I mean. Can you help me? Therapist says having beautiful buttocks… really.
LUPLECLOXINATE
LUPLECLOXINATE– I’m auditioning for a new product that treats noisy toenails, but I’m really nervous
ALMOST-ALWAYS
When you think of the two of us together, do we really make any sense.?