Hand Gestures-If Words Could Speak
Hand Gestures- We’ve taken over the responsibilities that should belong to words, but we’re not getting reimbursed for it. It’s not fair
Errol’s Be-Musings
Gross
Gross What am I? 144? Or something disgusting? Make up your mind
Glasnost
Glasnost– I’m applying for political asylum I’ve become irrelevant and useless
Foreign Words Had Enough
Foreign Words We’ve given ourselves freely to the English language, but they can’t even pronounce us correctly. We’ve had enough.
First Things First
First Things First–Duh….
Finicky- If words could speak
Finicky Can I get another therapist?
Failure- If words could speak
Failure- I get a bum rap. Hey, I’m one of the good guys.
Fact
Fact-I used to be something people could depend upon…Now, I’ve become meaningless. It’s sad and insulting.
Expensive-If Words Can Speak
Expensive-People don’t like me very much, but if you could trade out my middle “E” for an “‘a” I’d be much more attractive.
Eggnog—If words could speak
Eggnog-I’m so delicioius> I don’t understand why they do’t serve e all year round It makes me doubt myself. I need some booze.