Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty- Where are all the king’s horses? They’re late… Not that that’ll do much good
Errol’s Be-Musings
Hullabaloo–If Words Could Speak
Hullabaloo– I’m so frazzled! can you prescribe a tranquilizer for me
Hubris-If Words Could Speak
Hubris- I refuse to be used unless I’m in a higher class of sentence
Here-If Words Could Speak
Here- Not only do I never get a day off, But hardly anybody comes to see me
Hand Gestures-If Words Could Speak
Hand Gestures- We’ve taken over the responsibilities that should belong to words, but we’re not getting reimbursed for it. It’s not fair
Gross
Gross What am I? 144? Or something disgusting? Make up your mind
Glasnost
Glasnost– I’m applying for political asylum I’ve become irrelevant and useless
Foreign Words Had Enough
Foreign Words We’ve given ourselves freely to the English language, but they can’t even pronounce us correctly. We’ve had enough.
First Things First
First Things First–Duh….
Finicky- If words could speak
Finicky Can I get another therapist?