Here-If Words Could Speak
Here- Not only do I never get a day off, But hardly anybody comes to see me
Tag: Humor
Hand Gestures-If Words Could Speak
Hand Gestures- We’ve taken over the responsibilities that should belong to words, but we’re not getting reimbursed for it. It’s not fair
Gross
Gross What am I? 144? Or something disgusting? Make up your mind
Foreign Words Had Enough
Foreign Words We’ve given ourselves freely to the English language, but they can’t even pronounce us correctly. We’ve had enough.
First Things First
First Things First–Duh….
Expensive-If Words Can Speak
Expensive-People don’t like me very much, but if you could trade out my middle “E” for an “‘a” I’d be much more attractive.
Eggnog—If words could speak
Eggnog-I’m so delicioius> I don’t understand why they do’t serve e all year round It makes me doubt myself. I need some booze.
E-if words could speak
“E”–I’ve served the English language loyally for over 500 years…so why did they silence at the end of so many words? Did I say something wrong? Did I offend offence someone?
Dam
Dam- I do a lot more good if they just keep damn “N” off the end of my name
Crazy-2
Crazy-I resent having to share my definition with all of those bozos. (loco, nuts, insane)