Chicken-Egg–If Words Could Speak
Chicken–“I was first.” Egg, “I was first.”
Tag: Humor
Hand-If Words Could Speak
Hand We used to shake each other now we give each other the fist bump. It’s just not the same
Friendship–If Words Could Speak
Friendship With all humility, it doesn’t get much better than me.
Man standing on stage giving a lecture.
Multitudinous
Multitudinous Hey, I would have been satisfied with the word, “lots,” and you’d have saved yourself a bunch of letters
Pratice–If Words Could Speak
Look–I[m either a verb or a noun Don’t ask me to do both. It’s just too stressful.
Fu#ckin
I resent the fact that I have to precede so many words. i wasn’t meant for that.
Tomorrow–If Words Could Speak
Tomorrow. No matter how hard I try i can’t 3ever seem to get here.
Whatever-If Words Could Speak
Whatever. i have at least two meanings but am only being paid for one I need a raise. Therapist says, “Whatever”
Horrible-If Words Could Speak
There must’ve been a mistake. I was supposed to be the word “adorable.” Now everybody hates me.
Awesome
I used to stand for something …well…Awesome. Now they use me to describe a good hamburger. It’s belittling.