Evolution-God-If Words Could Speak
Evolution, “Smetimes i think I’m just a quagmire of misunderstanding and gross misrepresentation.” God, “Oh, yeah? Try being me for a day.
Tag: Humor
Because
Because–Do I have to have a reason?
Bill & Jack
Bill and Jack. How come he gets to have 25 meanings, and I only get to have five?
Forsooth-If Words Could Speak
Forsooth. Help. If you don’t use me, I’m going extinct
Language-If Words Could Speak
Do you have any idea how stressful it is keeping track of so many words with all their multiple meanings? I need a vacation.
Judgement-Heaven-If Words Could Speak
This here’s Heaven boys–you’ll need to check your judgments at the door. No good. Ugly. Too fat. Idiot. Arrogant son of a bitch.
Regardless
Regardless well and this is what we’ve been seeing. The “I” and the “R” keep trying to squeeze in front of me, but I tell them I don’t need them
Fart
Fart- Hey, I’m a Perfectly natural process I don’t know why people scrunch up their noses when they come near me.
Defense–If Words Could Speak
Defense-I thought I was the perfect name for department Whiny did he have to change it? People might get th wrong idea.
Enlightenment
Enlightenment…I’ll be honest. I’m not easy…but I’m sure worth it.