Fart
Fart- Hey, I’m a Perfectly natural process I don’t know why people scrunch up their noses when they come near me.
Tag: Humor
Defense–If Words Could Speak
Defense-I thought I was the perfect name for department Whiny did he have to change it? People might get th wrong idea.
Enlightenment
Enlightenment…I’ll be honest. I’m not easy…but I’m sure worth it.
Chicken-Egg–If Words Could Speak
Chicken–“I was first.” Egg, “I was first.”
Hand-If Words Could Speak
Hand We used to shake each other now we give each other the fist bump. It’s just not the same
Friendship–If Words Could Speak
Friendship With all humility, it doesn’t get much better than me.
Man standing on stage giving a lecture.
Multitudinous
Multitudinous Hey, I would have been satisfied with the word, “lots,” and you’d have saved yourself a bunch of letters
Pratice–If Words Could Speak
Look–I[m either a verb or a noun Don’t ask me to do both. It’s just too stressful.
Fu#ckin
I resent the fact that I have to precede so many words. i wasn’t meant for that.
Tomorrow–If Words Could Speak
Tomorrow. No matter how hard I try i can’t 3ever seem to get here.