E-if words could speak
“E”–I’ve served the English language loyally for over 500 years…so why did they silence at the end of so many words? Did I say something wrong? Did I offend offence someone?
Tag: Humor
Dam
Dam- I do a lot more good if they just keep damn “N” off the end of my name
Crazy-2
Crazy-I resent having to share my definition with all of those bozos. (loco, nuts, insane)
Crazy–If Only Words Could Speak
Crazy– You’d be amazed at how many people don’t think I apply to them.
LUPLECLOXINATE
LUPLECLOXINATE– I’m auditioning for a new product that treats noisy toenails, but I’m really nervous
Hand-If Words Could Speak
Hand–WE used to shake each other. Now we just give each other the fist bump. It just not the same.
Flumoxed
Flummoxed I can’t make any sense out of it.
Expectations-If Words Could Speak
I keep telling people, if they’d just lower me, they wouldn’t be so frustrated and disappointed. But what can you expect? They’re people.
Ego-2-If Words Could Speak
Ego-Help me I’m being obliterated by love.. Therapist, “No”
Ego-1-If Words could speak
Ego–Help! I’m being melted away from love.