Jealousy
Jealousy Watch out- I’m not a green-eyed monster. I’m a red-hot bulldog
Tag: Humor
Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty- Where are all the king’s horses? They’re late… Not that that’ll do much good
Hullabaloo–If Words Could Speak
Hullabaloo– I’m so frazzled! can you prescribe a tranquilizer for me
Here-If Words Could Speak
Here- Not only do I never get a day off, But hardly anybody comes to see me
Hand Gestures-If Words Could Speak
Hand Gestures- We’ve taken over the responsibilities that should belong to words, but we’re not getting reimbursed for it. It’s not fair
Gross
Gross What am I? 144? Or something disgusting? Make up your mind
Foreign Words Had Enough
Foreign Words We’ve given ourselves freely to the English language, but they can’t even pronounce us correctly. We’ve had enough.
First Things First
First Things First–Duh….
Expensive-If Words Can Speak
Expensive-People don’t like me very much, but if you could trade out my middle “E” for an “‘a” I’d be much more attractive.
Eggnog—If words could speak
Eggnog-I’m so delicioius> I don’t understand why they do’t serve e all year round It makes me doubt myself. I need some booze.