Because
Because–Do I have to have a reason?
Errol’s Be-Musings
Bill & Jack
Bill and Jack. How come he gets to have 25 meanings, and I only get to have five?
Forsooth-If Words Could Speak
Forsooth. Help. If you don’t use me, I’m going extinct
Language-If Words Could Speak
Do you have any idea how stressful it is keeping track of so many words with all their multiple meanings? I need a vacation.
Identity
Identity– I think I’m losing myself. Therapist- don’t worry the real you can’t be stolen or mistaken
Judgement-Heaven-If Words Could Speak
This here’s Heaven boys–you’ll need to check your judgments at the door. No good. Ugly. Too fat. Idiot. Arrogant son of a bitch.
Regardless
Regardless well and this is what we’ve been seeing. The “I” and the “R” keep trying to squeeze in front of me, but I tell them I don’t need them
Fart
Fart- Hey, I’m a Perfectly natural process I don’t know why people scrunch up their noses when they come near me.
French
We’ve given the English language so many beautiful words–for free! and what does it give us back? Spam. It’s insulting
Defense–If Words Could Speak
Defense-I thought I was the perfect name for department Whiny did he have to change it? People might get th wrong idea.