Enlightenment
Enlightenment…I’ll be honest. I’m not easy…but I’m sure worth it.
Errol’s Be-Musings
Chicken-Egg–If Words Could Speak
Chicken–“I was first.” Egg, “I was first.”
Hand-If Words Could Speak
Hand We used to shake each other now we give each other the fist bump. It’s just not the same
Erection-If Words Could Speak
Erection I don’t know why people blush when I’m mentioned. I was only erecting a 5 story apartment building.
Friendship–If Words Could Speak
Friendship With all humility, it doesn’t get much better than me.
Man standing on stage giving a lecture.
Multitudinous
Multitudinous Hey, I would have been satisfied with the word, “lots,” and you’d have saved yourself a bunch of letters
Pratice–If Words Could Speak
Look–I[m either a verb or a noun Don’t ask me to do both. It’s just too stressful.
Fu#ckin
I resent the fact that I have to precede so many words. i wasn’t meant for that.
Tomorrow–If Words Could Speak
Tomorrow. No matter how hard I try i can’t 3ever seem to get here.
Whatever-If Words Could Speak
Whatever. i have at least two meanings but am only being paid for one I need a raise. Therapist says, “Whatever”