Erection-If Words Could Speak
Erection I don’t know why people blush when I’m mentioned. I was only erecting a 5 story apartment building.
Errol’s Be-Musings
Friendship–If Words Could Speak
Friendship With all humility, it doesn’t get much better than me.
Man standing on stage giving a lecture.
Multitudinous
Multitudinous Hey, I would have been satisfied with the word, “lots,” and you’d have saved yourself a bunch of letters
Pratice–If Words Could Speak
Look–I[m either a verb or a noun Don’t ask me to do both. It’s just too stressful.
Fu#ckin
I resent the fact that I have to precede so many words. i wasn’t meant for that.
Tomorrow–If Words Could Speak
Tomorrow. No matter how hard I try i can’t 3ever seem to get here.
Whatever-If Words Could Speak
Whatever. i have at least two meanings but am only being paid for one I need a raise. Therapist says, “Whatever”
Horrible-If Words Could Speak
There must’ve been a mistake. I was supposed to be the word “adorable.” Now everybody hates me.
Awesome
I used to stand for something …well…Awesome. Now they use me to describe a good hamburger. It’s belittling.
P-silent-If Word Could Speak
What’s the point of putting me in front of so many words if I never get spoken? It hurts to feel so invisible