Fart
Fart- Hey, I’m a Perfectly natural process I don’t know why people scrunch up their noses when they come near me.
Errol’s Be-Musings
French
We’ve given the English language so many beautiful words–for free! and what does it give us back? Spam. It’s insulting
Defense–If Words Could Speak
Defense-I thought I was the perfect name for department Whiny did he have to change it? People might get th wrong idea.
Enlightenment
Enlightenment…I’ll be honest. I’m not easy…but I’m sure worth it.
Chicken-Egg–If Words Could Speak
Chicken–“I was first.” Egg, “I was first.”
Hand-If Words Could Speak
Hand We used to shake each other now we give each other the fist bump. It’s just not the same
Erection-If Words Could Speak
Erection I don’t know why people blush when I’m mentioned. I was only erecting a 5 story apartment building.
Friendship–If Words Could Speak
Friendship With all humility, it doesn’t get much better than me.
Man standing on stage giving a lecture.
Multitudinous
Multitudinous Hey, I would have been satisfied with the word, “lots,” and you’d have saved yourself a bunch of letters
Pratice–If Words Could Speak
Look–I[m either a verb or a noun Don’t ask me to do both. It’s just too stressful.